Bananas are pretty cool I guess

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

jennatalherpes:

these r mums

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this is a mummy

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this is a mom

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ur move, brits

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

my life before i turned 18:

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my life after i turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21

Um, i live in the uk?

americans

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*